In the not-too-distant future, a being of immense power known only as “THE OMEGA” has cast the world into an age of darkness and despair.  Humanity has been all but enslaved and exists solely to serve the whims of their oppressor.

Thankfully, there is hope, slim as it may be.  A collective of earth’s greatest scientists, soldiers, and spymasters have managed to form a secret brotherhood committed to the retaking of our planet and the liberation of its people.  They are the EMBASSY OF ALPHA-HUMANS.

Hidden far beneath the protective waves of the ocean, away from the prying eyes and ears of the Omega’s agents, they attempt to execute their desperate strategy:  To send as many of their super-powered warriors as possible back through the timestream in an effort to uncover the identity of the Omega and destroy him before his evil reign even begins.
   
PRIVATE DICK is the story of the Embassy’s latest recruit, the heroes and villains who assist or hinder him along the way, and his adventures in our time.  Oh yeah, and this is a comedy book, so laugh a little will ya?  … Jerk. 

PRIVATE DICK #1
Written by KRIS JOHNSON; Art by THE DICK

THIS IS IT! YEARS IN THE MAKING, THE DEBUT ISSUE OF PRIVATE DICK IS HERE in all of its intensely inappropriate glory!

HAPPYMAN, a hero from the future, has been sent back to the present day in an attempt to prevent an evil that has ravaged the earth in his time from ever taking hold in ours. 

In this debut issue, Hap arrives in the MECHACITY and is quickly greeted by his dim-witted EMBASSY contact and fellow “hero”, VOLTAGE.  But what begins as a relaxed night filled with booze and new friends quickly becomes disturbing and more than a little uncomfortable when an old foe seeks out the bar-hopping heroes to settle a score!

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PRIVATE DICK #2
Written by KRIS JOHNSON; Art by THE DICK

After last issue's misadventure HAPPYMAN attempts to start fresh as a solo crimefighter, but VOLTAGE just won't leave well enough alone and tries to tag along. Meanwhile, billionaire industialist BILL CHILL makes a big splash in MECHACITY politics while his cousin DANNY puts his more psychopathic tendencies to work for the benefit of them both.

To serious a description? Well, what if I mention there're vagina jokes AND someone gets shot in the face?! What more can you ask for?

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

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